Stack Overflow: Infinite Jokes Edition

Welcome to the most absurd programming forum on the web. Where the problems are infinite, and so are the laughs!

DrPete's Guide to Infinite Programming Puns:

Why did the programmer break up with his girlfriend? Because he was always coding his feelings!

What do you call a programmer who doesn't know how to code? A novice, but that's a no-brainer!

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